Thursday, November 12, 2009

New blog. Screw you guys./ Grow up Woods Cross.



So I found out recently that my pal, Joel, has had a blog for some time now (some time > 1.5 years) and its hilarious. What a jerk, who I thought was my friend... Some people.

Anyhow... in order to exact my revenge and assert my dominance and Alpha Male position in the Triumphant Trio (Lynn, Joel, and myself) I am making this blog, joining Joel in the ranks of irreverent bloggers. Don't get me wrong, my aims are purely for the good of us all, in order to form a more perfect union, to establish justice and ensure domestic tranquility. Well, I think that that is enough of that drivel.

Now on to more important, relevant issues that we, Americans face every day.

What's the deal with people in North Salt Lake complaining about the big explosion that broke windows, broke garage doors, and even knocked a house or two off it's foundation. They act like mixing heat, and petroleum is a simple, safe process you could do in your own backyard. What they don't realize is that if this was a backyard project, their home videos would make some definite material for Bob Saget to monologue on AFHV. Claiming to [not have known] that it was even possible that an explosion could occur is pure childish. Try and act like responsible adults here and at least pretend that you knew this was possible. It's like moving to Utah and complaining about the Mormons, or buying a bobcat and complaining when it eats your toddler's face. This isn't the first time that this has happened, people (Not even the first time at this same refinery). Grow up, be adults, admit you knew the risks, nobody is perfect, we all screw up. Please don't place more blame than should be on shoulders other than your own. This means you...